Burying a loved one during a pandemic

I generally recommend against suffering a massive cardiac arrest four days after turning 56, but especially during a global pandemic.

Because when this happens, your family will be told that under no uncertain terms will they be able to come visit you in the hospital. Even though studies have shown that coma patients tend to respond well to human touch and the sound of loved ones’ voices, the global pandemic, which at the time of your cardiac arrest has infected fewer than 1,300 people in your entire state (population 1.344 million), will prevent this from happening for you. Sorry about that.

Read more on the Washington Examiner.